Yorodani Hamel ni umwanditsi, umusizi kandi ukora. Arihirizwa nta bundi buryo bwo guhagarara, andhologiya y'imivugo mishya ya Nouvelle-Zélande ijyanye n'imihindagurikire y'ikirere yatangajwe n'imashini za kaminuza ya Auckland. Ikusanyirizo rye ryo gukusanya ibisigo "byose ariko uri byose" byasohotse.
Igitekerezo: Wari uzi ko Sean "wangiza umwijima" Wallace ni stalker wifuza guhura nabyo niba uhabwa amahirwe? Cyangwa igihe amarushanwa ya Malevin Qua yashyikirije ibitego inkoko yasinze, maze byatemeje internati ya vino ya Shaoxing muri Ositaraliya?
Subira muri 20s 20, nari kwirukana igitekerezo cyo gushinga imizi muri minutiae yo kwerekana neza. Cyane cyane guteza imbere urukundo rwo kureba, kuganira, kandi muri rusange amakinamico yicyubahiro ya kaminuza, aho guteza imbere imico nyayo ("mwa basore mwe twabonye iki kiganiro gishya kigaragaza? Guhangayika, birashoboka ko utigeze ubyumva").
Soma Ibikurikira: * Abayobozi b'Abongereza bo mu nyenyeri mu bibanza bya TV Bidatinze hamwe n'abashyitsi b'inyenyeri * TVNz na TVNz Bros Disclewel Nz: Gereranya umurongo wa 2023 * hejuru yacyo * Ibyamamare bya TV
Umuryango wanjye, ariko, ntiwigeze usangira ibitwenge byanjye kuri convoyer itagira iherezo rya TV. Ababyeyi banjye bari mu gisekuru imbere ya Netflix, Disney + cyangwa na Mysky. Mu gihe cyabo, wicaye ku mwana utara ukaranze, warebye Mama w'igihugu Judy Bailey akubwire ibyabereye muri Leta Zunze Ubumwe z'Abasoviyeti, aricara ku rundi ruhande rwa TVNZz rwashakaga kugaburira. Naho bashiki banjye, birashoboka ko ari imitekerereze ya soartchal bishaje inyuma yo kurema inganda zose, cyangwa birashoboka ko ari inzira nyabagendwa gusa, ariko hagati yumurongo wukuri usa nkinyungu zabo (igishushanyo mbonera, umubiri). Abantu bafite ubwenge barushaho kumenya.)
Ariko nta kintu na kimwe muri ibyo bitekerezo cyanteye ikintu cyose ariko kikabuza. Igitekerezo cyo kwicara munzu yamenetse muri Dunedin no kureba abashakanye bakiri bato bahitamo hagati yumuringa cyangwa umuringa urugi rusa nkikirenga. Niba ureba igikoni cya masterchef cyangwa ikuzimu amajoro ane mucyumweru no gusebanya kwa Sarah ibanga rya SARARA cyangwa jacwak ya microwave, urwego rwa Masochism rugera kurwego rushya. Nonze rero ubwoko bwose, ninde ubitayeho?
Ariko mumyaka mike ishize, ibintu byose byarahindutse. Ntangiye gukunda ukuri. Nabanje kubihana mu mpinduka zanjye ziva mu mwaka w'imyaka 20 n'umukuru w'imyaka 30 hamwe n'urukundo rushya rwo guteka mu karere. Ariko, kubitekerezo, nasanze ari ikindi kintu.
Ikintu cyiza kijyanye n'imyaka mike ishize habaye gukoresha cyane akazi ka kure. Ibi bivuze ko bidashaka ibroning gusa, ahubwo ni igihe kinini cyumuryango muri Timaru. Hariho ikintu kidasanzwe cyo kureka uhuza neza mumuryango wawe kandi ushimagiza utuntu duto ushobora kuba waribagiwe cyangwa udashobora kugaragara murugendo rwicyumweru cyiswe muri weekend. Ibi bintu bito naje gushima? wakekaga. Ijoro ryerekana kuri TV yumuryango. Kuri njye, iyi ni yo nzego imwe nk'icyayi nyuma yo kurya. Inkomoko ihamye, yizewe yibyishimo mu ntoki.
Icyatangiye igihe ibyo nakiriwe na kimwe byahise bihinduka ishoramari ryuzuye. Wigeze ubona umugabo ukuze kurira hejuru ya Crab omelette yuzuye? Uyu mwaka nabonye abantu batatu icyarimwe: papa, njye na Masterchef Abafana ba Master Vs bakunda guhatanira / Umusaza w'imyaka 27 y'amavuko kuva Darwin. Birumvikana, nzi ko ibi bisobanuro byateguwe kugirango bikore ku mutima kandi bigasunika buto by'impuhwe, ariko mugihe kimwe ntekereza ko naretse kandi mpitamo gukoresha ubushobozi bwanjye bwose bwo kunegura. Wibagirwe. Byose. Shakisha ihumure muburyo bwiza. Noneho mfite irindi rugo murugo, nubwo umuntu ahinnye. Nshobora kurambirwa cyangwa kubabara kurundi ruhande rwa strait ya guteka, kanda kuri radiyo yubusa bwa kera, hanyuma uganire nababyeyi banjye kubyerekeye kwirukana bwa nyuma. Ntawe uzi ko ikiyaga cya Baikal muri Seribiya aricyo kiyaga cyimbitse ku isi, cyangwa ubwire mushiki wanjye uko ntarindwaga ko Chris Parker yatontoma, cyangwa kwiruka neza ku mucanga hamwe n'inyanja.
Nubwo byoroshya buhoro buhoro, ntabwo ndi umuswa wuzuye. Ntabwo nshobora kwizana no kwita ku gushushanya cyangwa gutunganya urugo rwanjye, kandi ndacyacuruza kuri TV ku buryohe bwanjye bwa TV ku muntu nyawe. Ariko uko nkura nsanga nkoresha igihe kinini cyane hanze y'urugo, ndahumuriza mu kuba umuryango wanjye uzakomeza kwiherera ku buriri nyuma yo kumara umwanya wo kureba inzira ya nyuma cyangwa mu kindi gihembwe. Kubyina hamwe ninyenyeri bigiye gutangira kandi twizere ko ndi hose, nzaba.