Jordan Hamel numwanditsi, umusizi numuhanzi.Yanditse hamwe n’ahandi hantu ho guhagarara, antologiya y’imivugo ya Nouvelle-Zélande yerekeye imihindagurikire y’ikirere yatangajwe n’itangazamakuru rya kaminuza ya Auckland.Icyegeranyo cye cya mbere cyimivugo "Byose ariko uri byose" cyasohotse.
Igitekerezo: Wari uzi ko Sean "Dark Destroyer" Wallace ari stalker wifuza guhura nabyo niba uhabwa amahirwe?Cyangwa igihe umunywanyi wa MasterChef Alvin Qua yerekanaga abacamanza ibiryo bye by'inkoko yasinze, byahindutse interineti kandi bitera kubura divayi ya Shaoxing muri Ositaraliya?
Kera mumyaka 20, naba naranze igitekerezo cyo gushinga imizi muri minutiae yubusa.Cyane cyane guteza imbere urukundo rwo kureba, kuganira, kandi muri rusange ikinamico idashobora kwihanganira amakinamico ya kaminuza, aho guteza imbere imico nyayo (“Wabonye abasore iki gitaramo gishya cyo Kumena nabi? Gira impungenge, birashoboka ko utigeze ubyumva”).
Soma birambuye: * Abongereza Royals gukina mumwanya wa TV vuba hamwe nabashyitsi * TVNZ na Warner Bros Discovery NZ: Gereranya umurongo wabo wa 2023 * Ibyamamare byaho byerekana ibyo bakunda TV.
Umuryango wanjye, ariko, ntabwo bigeze basangira ibitwenge byanjye kumukandara utagira iherezo wa TV nyayo.Ababyeyi banjye bari abo mu gisekuru mbere ya Netflix, Disney + cyangwa na MySky.Mubihe byabo, wicaye kuntama zokeje, witegereza Nyina wigihugu Judy Bailey akubwira ibyabereye muri Soviet Soviet, hanyuma wicara kubyo umutware w'amayobera wa TVNZ yashakaga kukugaburira.Naho bashiki banjye, birashoboka ko imitekerereze ya ba sokuruza itajyanye n'igihe cyo gushinga inganda zose, cyangwa birashoboka ko ari impanuka gusa, ariko ubwoko bwukuri hagati ya 00s busa nkaho buhuye neza ninyungu zabo (igishushanyo mbonera, injiji zishyushye zonyine, umubiri gutunga).Abantu bafite ubwenge barushaho kumenya.)
Ariko nta na kimwe muri ibyo byanteye uretse kwitandukanya.Igitekerezo cyo kwicara munzu yamenetse i Dunedin ukareba abashakanye bakiri bato muri The Block bahitamo hagati yumuringa cyangwa umuringa wumuryango wumuringa bisa nkuburenze.Niba ureba MasterChef cyangwa Igikoni Cy'Ikuzimu amajoro ane mu cyumweru hanyuma ugatobora ibanga rya Sara cyangwa Jono ya microwave yamashanyarazi, urwego rwo kwikinisha rugera ku rwego rushya.Noneho ndinze ubwoko bwose, ninde ubitayeho?
Ariko mu myaka mike ishize, ibintu byose byarahindutse.Ntangiye gukunda ibiganiro byukuri.Nabanje kubikurikirana kugeza igihe nahindukiye mva kumyaka 20 yuburozi bwuzuye uburozi nkagera kumyaka 30 ikomeye ikomeye kandi ifite imyaka 30 nkunda urukundo rushya muburyo bwo guteka bwabafaransa mukarere.Ariko, kubitekerezaho, nasanze arikintu kirenze.
Ikintu cyiza mumyaka mike ishize yikuzimu ni ugukoresha cyane akazi ka kure.Ibi ntibisobanura gusa icyuma gike, ariko umwanya munini wumuryango muri Timaru.Hariho ikintu kidasanzwe kijyanye no kureka ugahuza neza na gahunda zumuryango wawe no gushima utuntu duto ushobora kuba waribagiwe cyangwa ushobora kuba utarigeze ubona murugendo rwicyumweru.Utuntu duto naje gushima?urakeka.Ibitaramo bya nijoro kuri TV yumuryango.Kuri njye, iyi ni gahunda imwe nko kunywa icyayi nyuma yo kurya.Isoko ihamye, yizewe yumunezero wa kabiri.
Icyatangiye nkuko kwemerwa kwanjye byihuse byahindutse ishoramari ryuzuye.Wigeze ubona umugabo ukuze arira hejuru ya crab omelette yatetse neza?Uyu mwaka nabonye abantu batatu icyarimwe: papa, njye na MasterChef Fans vs Abakunzi bahatanira / umusore wimyaka 27 wumuriro Daniel ukomoka i Darwin.Nibyo, nzi ko ibi bitaramo byateguwe kugirango nkore ku mutima kandi nsunike buto yimpuhwe, ariko hari igihe nibwira ko naretse gusa, reka birandenga maze mfata icyemezo cyo gukoresha ubushobozi bwanjye bwose bwo kunegura.Wibagirwe.byose.Shakisha ihumure muburyo bwiza.Ubu mfite ikindi kiraro murugo, nubwo cyubatswe.Ndashobora kurambirwa cyangwa kubabara kurundi ruhande rwa Cook Strait, kanda kuri radio ishaje yubusa kumasaha, hanyuma uganire nababyeyi banjye kubyerekeye kwiruka kwanyuma.Ntawe uzi ko ikiyaga cya Baikal muri Seribiya ari ikiyaga cyimbitse ku isi, cyangwa Bwira mushiki wanjye uko ntari niteze ko Chris Parker yatanyagurwa, cyangwa akiruka neza ku mucanga akoresheje amasuka.
Nubwo buhoro buhoro, ntabwo ndi umuswa wuzuye.Ntabwo nshobora kwizana ngo nite ku gushushanya cyangwa gutunganya inzu yanjye, kandi ndacuruza uburyohe bwa TV kumuntu nyawe.Ariko uko ngenda nkura ugasanga mara igihe kinini kandi kinini kure y'urugo, ndahumurizwa nuko umuryango wanjye uzakomeza kwigunga ku buriri nyuma yo kumara umunsi wabo bareba uburyo MasterChef yinjira mubihe byanyuma cyangwa mubindi. igihe.Kubyinisha Inyenyeri bigiye gutangira kandi twizere ko aho nzaba ndi hose, nzaba ndi.